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wow, guys I'm watching hockey and blogging at the same time! this doesnt happen to me very often because I dont have a tv in my room, and my computer cannot move. But my sister's laptop is downstairs and she's not using it so.. whee!

so.. Sharks v. Stars. I don't care that much but I rather dislike San Jose so I'm pulling for Dallas. I am NOT a fan of JOe Thorton, he just bugs me for some reason. And then there's lame old Soupy. I love how he's been invisible/strugglin this post season, it makes me feel better about how much I wanted him to LEAVE Buffalo. We knew the truth about him. and I'm glad they aren't so hyped about him anymore. so there is that. Then there are those skanks who screwed around with a girl I used to be friends with (also a skank) when they were in cleveland. GROSS> So yeah SJ is not flowin for me. I do have sort of an old school enjoyment of Jeremy Roenick but it's not enough to outweigh the yuck factor.

dont care much about Dalls really but they don't bother me either so there ya go.

The Wings tore up the Avs last night 8-2 and that makes me HAPPY! I hope hey don't lose the momentum while they're waiting for Dallas.

Now let's talk about commercials- WTF with the Touch of Gray hair color? that is just random as all getout. I do enjoy the Honda lawnmower one with the dude saying "Smooth" with that ridiculous expression on his face. it's just dumb but funny. I could seriously do without that lame 2 year old Enterprise commercial though. It's soooooo OLD! and completely lame. What other commercials need to be commented on? I think the VS "That's how the Cup changes everything" ones are neat, but I liked 2006's "This is MY Stanley Cup" better. THose were AWESOME!

My gosh I miss the Sabres. It's like an ache in me. I keep wanting/half-expecting to turn on the tv and see them, or catch a game on the radio while driving home from Buffalo late one night after work, but NOOO. That is not to be this spring. :( And I can't even get my Royzie fix with watching World Championship games because they're all at 3:15 and I am not available at that time of day to watch a hockey game. BOO. SPeaking of, how did they do? *checks* 5-1 win over Slovakia. Sweetness. Royzie played 13 minutes. No points and even on the +/- so he either wasn't on the ice for any of Slovakia's goals or one and one. Whatev, at least he played. What up Dany Heatley with the hat trick? whoa. Pommers didn't score for team USA either. But Zach Parise did!

Woo now it's intermission and we get to listen to the idiots in the studio. Egads I hate versus. I miss John Buccigros and Barry Melrose dearly. And Darren Pang, and Gary THorne and Bill CLement. What happened to Clement anyway? He was grand. I think the lat time I heard Thorne he was doing baseball. Oh why did you abandon us ESPN?! WHYYYYY!?

Thank goodness it's Bob Harwood and not that idiot lame skank Chris Simpson. I HATE that stupid shiny jacket she wears all the time and I swear she's got nothing on under it. Sooo professional. *rolls eyes* Can you tell I love her? Grah. I'm lame I know but I Have nothing else to do right now. This is why it's a good thing I don't have tv and computer at the same time more often., Youd get to read more of this drivel.

Oh wait, while we're on commercials- we are, don't you remember? It's a great thing that I now know what to do if anyone I know has ED- they can take Cialis, so when the moment is right, they can be ready. So glad I know this. Because it's Super relevant to my life. Do they think the only people watching hockey are old men? Honestly. and one more commercial to harp on- I can't stand that stupid Edge shaving gel commercial. I'm sorry but it's creepy to see those scantily clad women squirting shaving foam on this dude's face like they're getting off on it. SICK! ANd even worse are the girls flying up that other dude's nose, with the same orgasmic expression. Grrooooooossssss!

ewww now they are talking about Jagr. Double gross. Almost as gross as Brian Engblom's hair. eugh. or Sid's facial hair. Perv city! I'm sorry Kiddo, but if you can't get anything better than that scrappy whatever it is on your face, don't grow anything!

speaking of growing hair, I know how to do that, thanks to the rogaine foam commercial they keep showing in my face. That one is almost tolerable though because that dude is kinda hot and looks a bit like Pavel BUre. Mm. I remember really old commercials for Rogaine, when they wouldn't tell you what it was. It used to confuse the hell out of me. I'd be like... they tell you to ask your doctor about Rogaine, but what is it? I asked my mom once and she said that "if you needed it, you'd know" which of course only made it more mysterious. this was before the internet when you could look up anything you ever imagined so I just had to wait until it became public that Rogaine was for re-growing hair. WHoa, the scandal! Who cares? It was weird.

okay enough stream of consciousness babbling. I'm out!