A tale of two Patricks

One Patrick Sharp and one Patrick Kane were interviewed at the NHL Awards last night. It was.. interesting:



Kaner is such a creepy-mccreepster! He's all... "Guurrrlllss... huh huh huh"
And here's Sharpie, totally eyeing him like "C'mon, bro, stop acting like such a fratboy, we're STANLEY CUP CHAMPS!"

Sharpie looks slightly uncomfortable around the half-naked women. He's such a gentleman. And oh man I love his eyebrows. I already have an eyebrow fetish and he just feeds the frenzy. ;) I. Love. that. man.

what the?

Gee Pat Kane, way to be a classy kid.

Thanks for reppin for the B-lo. I mean, I know it's your city and all, but weren't you supposed to make us look BETTER?

gross.